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Puberty reversal...sorry, no pics...

Fri Jul 16, 2010 5:19 PM EDT
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By ADad-1477522

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Which term is more fun: Puberty Revesal or Getting Old

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    Puberty Reversal
    33%
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    Old Age
    0%
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    Cosmic Enlightenment
    0%
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    Comic Relief
    33%
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    What the H*ll do I care... I'm six
    33%

VoteTotal Votes: 3

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In puberty, hair sprouts, sometimes ur voice changes. Sometimes things get "plugged" for a few days of the month. In puberty, u have growth spurts. Clothes don't fit, shoes don't fit. It is just udder chaos!!! I tell ya. Udder chaos!!!

Then, we zip thru life...Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!! So, here we r, either closin' in on our 50's or firmly entrenched in them. Then the strangest thing happens... And let me tell u, I was *NONE* too happy, when I found out that it was *already* happenin' to me. The words: "Slowly I turned, step by step. Inch by inch...I took my revenge" (Quote from an episode of "The Three Stooges"), come to mind. My body was takin' it's revenge *ON* me!!!

Instead of hair sproutin'...hair was *FALLIN' OUT*!!! *gasp*!!! Yet, I came to the realization, that it was "inevitable". OK, so I dealt w that. Yet there was *somethin'* I was *NOT* prepared for. I was *SHRINKIN'"!!! No, not down there... well, maybe, but I'll never admit it... No, I'm talkin' height-wise. Hey, I was not that tall to begin with... I was only 5'7. So, rather short. Yet, I went to the doc and she measured me as I lay on the table (cuz I can't stand). The sad news, I am *now* only 5'3". It took me *forever* to get up to 5'7 and now, I'm 5'3"... This is a travesty!!!

Gettin' old just *SUCKS*...

I just realized that I had to set my font size to 14... Oh sure, I'm goin' blind!!! What's next??? Hearin'??? I'm not even gonna mention memory... or should I say the *lack thereof*. Geez, no wonder my grandma was a cranky ol' woman...(and yeah, I am sayin' that in a very lovin' way... cuz she was a blast to be around... for all of her 101 yrs).

So, there ya have it... Puberty sucks. Middle age bites, puberty reversals r absolutely ZERO fun... And my luck, I'll have another 51 yrs of things fallin' out, fallin' off, or just plain' fallin'... I gotta invest more in bubblewrap... A LOT more... or is that ALOT??? or is that 144. Oh, no... That's a GROSS!!! hehe. Have a great weekend!!!

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CoH, Thanx

  • 1 vote
Reply#1 - Fri Jul 16, 2010 9:37 PM EDT
mightyj

No pics what a gip. Here's ONE and another and one more . Now there is pictures. Great article ADad. (:

  • 2 votes
Reply#2 - Sat Jul 17, 2010 5:15 AM EDT
ADad-1477522

mightyj:

Thank u, Thank u, Thank u!!! I started laughin' so hard, I almost wet the floor...hehe

  • 2 votes
#2.1 - Sat Jul 17, 2010 8:40 AM EDT
ADad-1477522

I keep comin' back for the pics u put up...lol

  • 2 votes
#2.2 - Sat Jul 17, 2010 11:12 AM EDT
mightyj

ADad- I have been having a lot of fun reading your articles. Life is funny and you have a unique way of looking at it. JJ

  • 2 votes
#2.3 - Sat Jul 17, 2010 12:13 PM EDT
ADad-1477522

Thanx. It's probably cuz I'm so short and while others r lookin' at things up higher, I'm starin' at butts and boobs...Unintentional as it may be... It has to do w perspective;-D

  • 2 votes
#2.4 - Sat Jul 17, 2010 12:26 PM EDT
mightyj

You don't have to be short to do that. (:

  • 2 votes
#2.5 - Sat Jul 17, 2010 1:27 PM EDT
ADad-1477522

mightyj:

You don't have to be short to do that. (:

True... but it does give me an "excuse" that taller guys *don't have*:-P

  • 2 votes
#2.6 - Sat Jul 17, 2010 1:30 PM EDT
mightyj

Dark sunglasses my friend, you never need an excuse, until you bump into something or somebody. (:

  • 2 votes
#2.7 - Sat Jul 17, 2010 1:33 PM EDT
ADad-1477522

I've been wearin' sunglasses since I was a teen... photo-sensitivity sucks.

  • 2 votes
#2.8 - Sat Jul 17, 2010 1:35 PM EDT
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Knowlton's Rangers

great article, still laughing, falling out, falling off.......LOL

That reminds me of a phrase that My ex-wife's mother said one time when we took her and my ex's grand mother out for dinner. My ex mother-in-law was a hoot. We saw an elderly gentleman well dressed and handsome walk up to the salad bar. I said to grand mother that the gentleman looked like a nice man maybe she should walk to the salad bar and start a conversation. I said you never Know that might be a good companion for you. The mother-in-law say's "Oh hell it's been so long since mom's had any it's probably haired over and grown shut." I about fell out of my chair.

I refuse to get old....

  • 2 votes
Reply#3 - Sat Jul 17, 2010 7:16 AM EDT
ADad-1477522

Knowlton's Rangers:

I refuse to get old....

Thanx;-) Denile is a river in Egypt;-D Great story of ur ex's mom and ex's grandmom. I will say, I *MISS* my 29" waist, flat tummy (had a great six pack when I was a kid) and I never had moobs... Now, they just (sing song) "swing low, sweet chariot... comin' for to carry me home...".

  • 2 votes
#3.1 - Sat Jul 17, 2010 8:47 AM EDT
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Viki Babbles Gonia

This is hilarious! I'm just pissed that the hair is sprouting less from where it's supposed to, and suddenly from where it's not supposed to. I have this chin hair that literally grows an inch overnight.

Very well done. I really like your writing voice--very natural.

  • 1 vote
Reply#4 - Mon Jul 19, 2010 6:29 PM EDT
ADad-1477522

Viki:

Thanx... and I'm sorry for the "spoutin'" issue ur havin'. But, ur not *alone*:-(

    #4.1 - Mon Jul 19, 2010 8:57 PM EDT
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