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Every couple of days I go to the grocery store and get a gallon of milk. Hey, I like to have cereal in da mornin' and, well, cereal goes a lot better with milk then it does with ice cream... Hey, I might have to try that... Thanx for comin' up w that idea!!! Woo hoo!!!
Anyway, bein' a bachelor, and a pack-rat... well, sometimes I forget to do some things. Ya know, like put the milk *back* in da fridge. When that happens I put the bottle in the sink. Then I go about doin' whatever I forgot I was doin' anyway... Ok, so I'm not the smartest bulb in the pack.
I go to the store and get more milk. I come back to my apt to find that I still had 3/4 of a gallon in the *other jug*, *facepalm*.
Bein' a bachelor, I don't go thru milk *really* quick. Some times I don't have breakfast at my apt, but rather go out. Therefore, milk gets to sit around in da fridge. And sit, and sit and sit. When it turns *clear* in the fridge, well, That's not a good sign, is it??? I didn't think so. Therefore, I put the bottle in the sink... yeah, I forget to *empty it*...That usually comes a month later, when I run out of space to do the dishes...hehe
Hey, but I'm supporting my local farmers... not their daughters, but the farmers;-) Cuz the more I forget about milk, the more I have to buy... Right???
Increased memory was suppose to be one of the benefits of drinking Vitamin A and D fortified milk... Right??? Well, apparently the "benefits"???(if u haven't guessed that was *SARCASM*) of having hydrocephalus outweigh the benefits of drinking Vitamin A and D fortified mik, cuz I sure forget a crapload!!!
Well, now that I have u questioning the legitimacy of the milk in ur fridge (or for that matter, ur bowl of cereal), I bid u a due. lol
Have a fun Sunday!!!!
